Questions, answered without a whitepaper.
Is this a joke?
The joke is the marketing plan. The mechanism is real: fees in, ad space out, receipts posted. It is the cheapest distribution in crypto and it happens to be funny.
Why Robinhood Chain and not Solana?
Because renting attention is cheaper than earning it. Solana has the traders. Robinhood Chain has the room to grow. We launch where there is room and we advertise where there are traders.
Where did the ad space idea come from?
Solana put nine slots on its own logo up for sale and sent the proceeds to flood relief. We read that as a permanent, purchasable billboard in front of a few million traders, and we intend to be a repeat customer.
So Solana gets paid by us?
Yes, and they should take the money. Every slot we buy is a donation with our logo stapled to it. Everybody wins, one of us wins louder.
What stops the team from taking the fees?
The treasury address is published, every buy is posted with the receipt, and the spend is visible on the target's own profile. It is the rare treasury you can audit by looking at somebody else's avatar.
What happens when a slot runs out?
The term ends and the slot goes back on sale. We buy it again. A week we cannot cover is a week we sit out and say so, rather than quietly selling tokens to look busy.
Still curious
The board shows exactly what the treasury holds, which is currently nothing, which is exactly what it should say before launch.